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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
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Facebook Hires Sarah Sanders, Sean Spicer, and Joseph Goebbels’ Reanimated Corpse to Vet Political Ads

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook, facing enormous pressure from the public and celebrities...

Trump Asks Ukraine to Dig Up Dirt on Sean Spicer’s Dancing With the Stars Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump is no stranger to needing help to...

Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless Dick Burgers”

HOLLYWOOT, CALIFORNIA -- Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been having the...

Anthony Scaramucci Publishes “Not Much Happened,” A Memoir Of His Time In The White House

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Blue Lens Publishing has announced that they have struck a deal...

Awkward Backstage Emmys Moment When Confused Spicer Attempted Fellatio on Alec Baldwin

A befuddled Sean Spicer, former White House Press Secretary, reportedly tried to give Alec Baldwin a "Lewinksy Special" as Trump calls it.

Emmy Producers on Spicer Cameo: All Other Literal Sacks of Lying Shit Had Previous Engagements

The Emmy producers are telling the media this morning that Sean Spicer got a cameo because everyone else in his industry had previous engagements.

PewDiePie In Consideration For White House Comms Director

For YouTuber PewDiePie, being caught inserting Nazi imagery into his videos and shouting the N-word may not be the end of his career after all.

Sarah Palin Scolds Spicer, Scaramucci, Priebus For Their Lack of Work Ethic

Former Alaska governor and reality-TV star Sarah Palin takes issue with Scaramucci, Priebus, and Spicer walking out on President Trump.

Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office

Outgoing communications director Anthony Scaramucci and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer shared a moment of commiseration.

Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’

Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.

Sean Spicer to Play Melissa McCarthy on SNL’s Next Season

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is set to play actress Melissa McCarthy on next year's season of SNL.

Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters Wide

Anthony Scaramucci is the new White House Communications director, and he's already out in the streets, communicating things about his boss.

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

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Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

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