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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Keurig Announces Roy Moore Signature Model That Only Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods

READING, MASSACHUSETTS -- In 2017, coffee machine manufacturer Keurig faced steep and heavy backlash...
Conservative Media

Wall-Eyed Sean Hannity Dedicated Show’s A-Block To Repeating ‘That U.N. Press Conference Was Totally Normal’ Non-Stop

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump gave one of the most bizarre,...
Conservative Media

Excerpts From President Trump’s Nightly Bedtime Calls To Sean Hannity

This week, reporting in New York Magazine revealed that President Donald Trump and Fox News host...
MAGA News

Trump: It’s ‘Bigly Common Practice’ For Billionaires To Borrow $130k From Attorneys To Pay Off Porn Stars To Keep Quiet About Affairs That Never...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani dumped fuel...
Conservative Media

Sean Hannity Asks HUD For Another Set Of Multi-million Dollar Boot Straps

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- According to sources close-ish to the situation, the Department...
Criminal Justice

Trump’s Attorney’s Attorneys Hire Attorneys To Represent Their Attorneys

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The network of lawyers working on the various legal...
Conservative Media

Hannity Says He’d Never Need Michael Cohen’s Services Because He Blows Trump Publicly

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Yesterday it was revealed in federal court that Fox...
Conservative Media

Sean Hannity Still Staring Longingly Into Obama Portrait’s Anti-American, Evil, Libtarded, Sexy Eyes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Yesterday, the official portraits of former President Barack Obama...
Business

Keurig Releases Roy Moore Model That Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods

READING, MASSACHUSETTS -- In the face of a conservative boycott of their products, Keurig...
Arts & Entertainment

Disney Declined To Buy Fox News Because They Can’t Afford Upkeep On Six Fantasylands

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA -- In a deal worth more than $50 billion, Disney has acquired...
Conservative Media

Tomi Lahren Says American Flag G-String Shows ‘Patriotism and Respect’ When It Goes Up Her Ass Crack

"The fact is that when this material rests up against my clenched, angry, racist asshole it literally screams patriotism and respect."
Conservative Media

Hannity Summoned to White House to Soothe Trump’s Anxieties Over Mueller Charges

"I don't start any job unless I know I'm going to finish."
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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