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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

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Walker, Bush, Trump Propose Leaving Only Second Amendment in the Constitution

Donald Trump intimated the 14th amendment be changed, and now his two closest rivals are trying to out-do him.

Humankind Considers Ending Republicans’ Birthright Membership to the Species

"The bottom line, is that until Republicans get back to their roots as the Party of Lincoln, we're not going to automatically assume a Republican is human."

Scott Walker Wants to Replace Statue of Liberty Torch With Upraised Middle Finger

Walker will tell supporters that "imaginary, invisible lines in land masses" need to be protected in order to "guarantee that American exceptionocitization continues far into the future."

Marco Rubio Says He’ll Appoint ‘Vagina Czar’ To Enforce Abortion Ban

"It's just that I believe in making government so small, we can fit it in your vagina."

County Republican: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Just Don’t Like or Trust Foreigners or Mexicans!’

"Does it make me racist to have an irrational fear of new people coming here?"

Scott Walker Declares All Wisconsin Testicles ‘Protected Land’ In New Anti-Abortion Move

Will Wisconsin sperm and eggs sleep safer thanks to Governor Scott Walker (R-Wi)?

Scott Walker: ‘I am Prepared to Annex Poland On Day One’

No ally is safe when President Scott Walker takes office.

Scott Walker Doesn’t ‘Know’ If Being Gay or Being An A-Hole Is A Choice

Scott Walker isn't sure about a lot of things.

Scott Walker: ‘Let’s Just Give Iran Nukes and Then We Can Skip to the War Part!’

President Scott Walker will deal with Iran in a very unique and unusual way.

Scott Walker Tweets Image With Nazi Death Camps to ‘One-Up’ Donald Trump

Scott Walker does not want Donald Trump being the front runner AND the only Republican blasting out Nazi imagery.

Scott Walker Worried He’s Not ‘Coming Off Dumb Enough’ For GOP Voters

Is Scott Walker coming off as dumb enough for the GOP base? Only time will tell.

Scott Walker Explains Support for Banning Same-Sex Marriage: ‘I’m a Dick’

Scott Walker believes in nullification for the sake of oppressing all those uppity gays. His reasoning may surprise you.

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