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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Palin Donates Half Her Brain to Boebert and Doubles Her Cognitive Capacity
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen development, former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah...
January 21, 2021
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Trump Offers to Make Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he was creating a brand...
September 15, 2019
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Trump Considering Sarah Palin as National Insecurity Adviser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing what he called "extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials," President Donald Trump told...
September 11, 2019
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President Invites Sarah Palin to Become His Third First Lady
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within a matter of minutes after finding out that former half-term...
September 9, 2019
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Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now
FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be...
August 26, 2018
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Frustrated Sarah Palin Says White House Ignored Offer To Drive Released Prisoners Home From North Korea
TWUNTBERG, ALASKA -- In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump...
May 10, 2018
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Trump Blames Russia’s Election Interference On Sarah Palin ‘Abandoning Her Backyard Post’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has...
March 22, 2018
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After Tax Vote Announcement, John McCain’s Tumor Considers Joining The Resistance
"I really thought he was a maverick, but it turns out he's just a shill."
November 30, 2017
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Sarah Palin Scolds Spicer, Scaramucci, Priebus For Their Lack of Work Ethic
Former Alaska governor and reality-TV star Sarah Palin takes issue with Scaramucci, Priebus, and Spicer walking out on President Trump.
August 1, 2017
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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
July 27, 2017
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White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office
When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.
April 21, 2017
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“Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist”
Believe it or not Donald Trump gets to pick our next Supreme Court Justice, but who will he pick? We've got some ideas here.
December 31, 2016
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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