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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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New Trump Leak Implies Mike Flynn Is Drafting His Resignation Letter In Russian and English

A new rumor swirling around D.C. implies that top Trump adviser Mike Flynn may be preparing a bilingual letter of resignation.

Restaurant Changes “Corral” To “Showers” To Commemorate Trump’s Inauguration

The restaurant known as Golden Corral has announced some special and unique changes to coincide with the inauguration of Donald Trump.

Putin Sends Trump Special Necklace With Leash To Commemorate His Inauguration

Vladimir Putin sends President-Elect and alleged billionaire Donald J. Trump a very, very special present to commemorate his inauguration.

Trump Asks Congress If He Can Take The Oath Of Office In Russian And English

President-elect Trump wants to take his oath of office in two languages. English, and the language spoken by his BFF Vlad, Russian.

Putin: Donald And I Are Saving Each Other For Our Inauguration Day

Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump want to have a very special relationship these next few years, so they are taking their time.

Trump Admits Wanting To Know What Vladimir Putin’s Dick Tastes Like

Donald Trump is focusing on beefing up his foreign policy chops, starting with getting to the bottom of the taste of Vladimir Putin's penis.

Trump Has To Return Winter Gloves Putin Gave Him For Christmas

President-elect Donald Trump couldn't use the very nice Christmas gift Russian president Vladimir Putin gave him, so he returned it.

World Leaders Just Want Putin and Trump to Fuck and Get It Over With

The sexually explosive relationship between Putin and Trump has all the U.N. ambassadors concerned, and wishing the two would just get a room together.

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.

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