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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’
Marco Rubio gets a key endorsement from his party's last, most-successful loser.
February 22, 2016
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Barbara Bush Takes Jeb Out for Ice Cream to Cheer Him Up, Scolds Him for ‘Not Listening’ to Her
Barbara and Jeb Bush go out for ice cream to soothe the wounds of a failed presidential campaign.
February 22, 2016
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As President, Ted Cruz Would Stop Cutting Crusts of GI’s PB&J’s
Ted Cruz doesn't want soldiers eating gluten-free meals, and he wants their sandwiches to keep their crusts.
February 18, 2016
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As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’
Does the GOP have enough a-hole candidates left in the race?
February 11, 2016
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Carly Fiorina Seen Entering Planned Parenthood Seeking ‘Campaign Abortion’
Carly Fiorina ends her campaign in a most unexpected way.
February 10, 2016
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After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle
Trump taking New Hampshire has forced a lot of changes around the GOP.
February 10, 2016
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Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’
The sexual tension between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump is heating to critical mass.
February 9, 2016
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‘Bummed Out’ Rubio Finds Out AFTER Debate That Obama’s Not Running This Time
Marco Rubio finds out too late Obama's not running this time.
February 8, 2016
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Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
February 7, 2016
U.S. Politics
Old Lady Politely Refuses Jeb Bush’s Help Across the Street
No one wants or needs Jeb Bush's help these days.
February 4, 2016
U.S. Politics
Democratic Voter: Cruz’s Birthplace Doesn’t Matter; His Idiotic Views of the World Do
COLD STONE, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Cynthia Garrison says she will be "pissed as hell"...
February 3, 2016
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New Hampshire Republican Torn Between Two A-Holes
He's just not sure who to vote for in the New Hampshire primary.
February 3, 2016
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
