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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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KKK Grand Wizard Not Sure He Wants to be Associated With Trump AND Palin

Trump and Palin? Even this racist American thinks that's too much.

Ted Cruz to GOP Voters: ‘Think of me as the lesser of two diarrheas’

Ted Cruz knows he's not the most loved, but he wants to be the second-most hated.

Donald Trump Spends Three Hours at Campaign Stop Trying to Shake One Man’s Hand

Donald Trump has some difficulties at a campaign stop.

President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle

Trump has real issues manipulating objects.

Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates

GOP chairman Reince Priebus has a new idea to distract voters from how terrible his party has become.

Mitt Romney Volunteers to Replace Trump and ‘Lose One for the Team’

Can Mitt Romney stop Donald Trump and lose the election instead?

Republican Voter Rethinking Trump Support ‘Since He Don’t Even Know Who the Klan Is’

This guy isn't sure he should vote for Trump if he doesn't know who the KKK is.

Trump Releases Cookbook in Super Tuesday States: ‘Southern Strategies of Cooking’

Trump's got a new cookbook aimed at his party's base.

Marco Rubio Seen in Comedy Cellar, Woodshedding New Trump Material

Marco Rubio tries on the yuks to get the votes.

Trump Campaign To Use Flaming T’s In November To Help Alabama Voters Find Polls

Donald Trump's installing unique makers to help guide his supporters to the polls.

Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.

Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers

Donald Trump's candidacy is having a ripple effect everywhere.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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