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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Trump: ‘I’ll prove I’m not a misogynist and charm the bitch outta’ Megyn Kelly

When Donald Trump sits down with his next interview with Megyn Kelly, he says things will be different.

Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump

Ted Cruz and John Kasich sent a letter to voters over the weekend.

Report: Ted Cruz Had Victory Meal of Champagne and ‘Nasalcargot’ After WI Victory

Senator Ted Cruz celebrates his Wisconsin Primary victory in style.

CEO of Pet Food Company Endorses Paul Ryan for President

Charles Koch and this man want Paul Ryan to be the Republican nominee.

Man Invents Device to Translate Farts and Donald Trump Speeches

If you have a hard time understanding Donald Trump, one man has a solution for you.

Republican ‘Bummed Out’ His IQ Not Low Enough to Vote for Donald Trump

This Republican really wishes he was dumb enough to vote for Donald Trump.

Trump Challenges Cruz and ‘All You Other Greasers’ To Rumble in Park After Dark

Donald Trump has issued a peculiar challenge to Ted Cruz.

Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe

Donald Trump had an unexpected interruption at a recent rally, and handled it as only he could.

Hillary Clinton Literally Sharpening Her Claws in Preparation for Showdown With Trump

Hillary Clinton doesn't appear to be messing around when it comes to preparing for Trump.

Ted Cruz: Let me be the AIDS to rid our party of Trump’s Cancer

Ted Cruz draws an interesting analogy between himself and Trump.

Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

When Barack Obama endorses Donald Trump, is there more to it?

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

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