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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Trump Demands Paul Ryan Institute Electoral College Rules For 2018 Midterm Results

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope...
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Pro-Trump Podcaster: ‘If Merrick Garland Was A Real Man He Would’ve Tried To Rape Somebody’ To Get On Supreme Court

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTuber Jethro Bohiggins told subscribers to...
U.S. Politics

McConnell: Republicans Poised To ‘Fulfill Constitutional Duty To Dehumanize And Insult Sexual Assault Victims’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With Senator Jeff Flake confirming that the rumors of his having...
Criminal Justice

GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A freshman Republican congressman has floated a rather novel idea in...
U.S. Politics

Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- From sea to shining sea, from New York to California, from...
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Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be...
Criminal Justice

Jim Jordan Legally Changes Name To “Gym Paterno” To Avoid Scandal

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is no longer a congressman named Rep. Jim Jordan, who...
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Doctors Unsure How Peter Strzok Got His Foot So Far Up Trey Gowdy’s Sphincter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a marathon, all-day hearing of the House Oversight and Judiciary...
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Trump Tweets That The ‘Maple Mexican Attack On Our Economy From the North’ Must Be Stopped

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump amplified his heated rhetoric toward Canada with a...
U.S. Politics

Klansmen Already Lined Up Around Supreme Court Building Wanting To Apply For Kennedy’s Seat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within moments of Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his retirement at the...
Economy

Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest Of Your Life So Bad, After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he...
U.S. Politics

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced...
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Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...

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