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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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While In Afghanistan, VP Mike Pence Joins Taliban

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- Vice President Mike Pence embarked on his first trip to Afghanistan...

CDC Adds “Giant Orange Douchebag,” “GFY,” and “No” To Their Official Lexicon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, word broke that the Health and Human Services department...

OPINION: Excusing Pussy Grabbing, Pedophilia, And Russian Collusion Are Patriotic As Long As Tax Cuts Are At Stake

Voters all over the country understand one thing -- America's moral compass is set...

American Christian Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

"If he wants Christian charity from me, he has to give me a Christian vessel to put it in."

God Apologizes to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is

"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."

Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”

"I prolly think about butt sex more than people who are currently engaging in butt sex."

I Don’t Want to Kill Gays Literally, Only Legally and Metaphorically by VP Mike Pence

"No matter how tempting it would be to live our lives as if 2017 years haven't passed since the Bible Times and now, we can't."

Top 3 Serial Sexual Predators Featured at This Year’s Values Voter Summit

Those who attend the Values Voter Summit can expect to be given the religious conservative viewpoint on a whole host of topics from abortion, to abortion, to also abortion, and oh, probably they'll mention something about dead babies after they mention abortion.

Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.

State Senator Wants Exception in New Abortion Ban For Rape, Incest, or Republican Interns

With a new 20-week abortion ban on the table and working its way through Congress, one lawmaker wants exceptions for Republican interns.

Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues

With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.

Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is

If you're a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he'd be able to listen to you speak and know you're a Christian.

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...