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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Doctors: Priebus’ Mouth Will Stop Looking Like Trump’s Butthole Within Six Months
Former White House Chief of Staff and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has a rare illness but doctors estimate he'll be back to normal soon.
July 30, 2017
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House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs
New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim about Steve Bannon and Oval Office oral.
July 28, 2017
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Trump’s Tweeting Fingers Shaking Uncontrollably While He Watches Comey Testimony
Reports from the White House indicate that President Trump is having tremendous difficulty keeping himself from tweeting while James Comey testifies.
June 8, 2017
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Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too
President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring out how the toilet works.
June 6, 2017
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Report: Trump Could Nominate Frederick Douglass For FBI Director Post
President Donald Trump thinks way, way, way outside of most boxes on Earth. Replacing FBI Director James Comey will be another of those instances.
May 11, 2017
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Second Lady Nudges Him Again, But President Trump Remains an ‘Orange, Tiny-Handed, Oligarchic Shit Bag Troll’
After seeing Second Lady Melania nudge President Trump to get him to do something, his staff hatches a plan to curb some of his behavior.
April 18, 2017
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Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In
President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most powerful man in the free world, some things have changed forever.
April 14, 2017
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Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge
Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.
March 19, 2017
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Trump Proposes Calling Obamacare “Trumpcare” To Fix Healthcare Woes
Co-President Donald Trump's idea for fixing Obamacare might raise eyebrows, but it's almost sure to get his supporters behind the law.
March 7, 2017
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Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting, Orange Ass
It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.
February 24, 2017
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Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 11
Think you can't ever really tell how much greater America has been made under President Trump? Think again!
January 31, 2017
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President Trump Asks That All His Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures
A special request from the President-Elect.
November 17, 2016
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
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