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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Donald Trump Promises to Bring America to Chapter 11 in First 100 Days

In his first hundred days, Donald Trump says he will have America file Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

Hillary Clinton Literally Sharpening Her Claws in Preparation for Showdown With Trump

Hillary Clinton doesn't appear to be messing around when it comes to preparing for Trump.

Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate

One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest.

Sad Libertarian Doesn’t Get Why His Unpopular Candidate With Unpopular Ideas Was Dropped From Debate

When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to enrage one libertarian Facebook admin to the point of screed writing.

Pataki Quits Race, Calls Trump ‘Obnoxious Bewigged Fuckface’ and Challenges Him to Fistfight

On his way out of the 2016 Republican primary, George Pataki says he wants a piece of Donald Trump.

We Asked These 2016 Presidential Candidates What They Wanted for Christmas

Find out what your favorite candidate wants for Christmas here!

Trump Starts Bashing Hillary with Crude Stick Figures

Donald Trump unveils a new way to talk trash on Hillary Clinton -- stick figures.

Confused Lindsey Graham Staffer Didn’t Know Campaign Was Still Going

FLAT GROVE, SOUTH CAROLINA -- When Lincoln McTavish got word that his position with...

Fuming Fiorina to Ben Carson: I’m the Liar, You’re The Dumb One!

Ben Carson just caught in a lie, and that makes the GOP's preeminent liar in the election very, very mad.

Tons of Morons Have Wasted $10 Million Donating To Another Moron’s Presidential Campaign

Ben Carson's campaign has been raking in the donations, and thanks in no small part to special sub-set of Republican voters

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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