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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.
April 20, 2017
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Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense
A new bill proposed by Senate Democrats would make having dirty, nasty, gross, horrific sexual thoughts about your own daughter Impeachable.
April 12, 2017
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NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them
Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.
February 13, 2017
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Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office
Trump and company have a new idea to make even more money, leveraging the opportunity of a lifetime in the White House.
February 10, 2017
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Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’
Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.
February 6, 2017
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Donald Trump Triumphantly Grabs One More Pussy On His Way Out The Door To Victory Lap Around Manhattan
Donald Trump performs his first super-presidential action.
November 9, 2016
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Aides Say Hillary Clinton’s Focused On The Future, Planning Best Way To Disappoint Liberal Americans Once Sworn-In
Hillary Clinton's got her eyes on the future.
October 20, 2016
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Donald Trump Propositions Priebus To Use Putin As Pinch-Pres
Donald Trump's got new post-election plans.
September 8, 2016
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Leaked: Rough Draft Copy of Trump’s Inaugural Address Found in Google Drive
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May 25, 2016
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A leaked list of Donald Trump's cabinet candidates.
April 27, 2016
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