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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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April 24, 2024
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August 27, 2019
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Trump: “I Didn’t Consider Nuking Hurricanes Because Everyone Knows You Nuke Tornadoes”
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August 26, 2019
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June 11, 2018
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U.N. Security Council Meets To Discuss U.S. WMD’s Falling Into The Wrong Hands This November
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Jesus Christ: ‘Bachmann Is Right, I’m Coming Again…For a Sandwich’
Jesus Christ says Michele Bachmann is right about him coming back to Earth, but wrong about the reason why.
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POLL: 4 out of 5 Dead Iraq War Vets ‘Don’t Give A S**t’ About Dick Cheney’s Opinion on Iran Nuke Deal
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July 15, 2015
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Benjamin Netanyahu’s (Paraphrased) Congressional Speech
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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