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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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U.S. Politics

Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political

"It could only be this hat, and not the fact that Mitch McConnell didn't...
U.S. Politics

McConnell ‘Happy’ the Supreme Court ‘Upheld the Right to Be Skeptical of Brown Voters’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) heaped praise today on the...
U.S. Politics

McConnell: Republicans Shouldn’t Lose Elections Just Because They Get Fewer Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) joined in all his...
U.S. Politics

McConnell Accuses Americans Asking to Have Their Votes Counted of a ‘Naked Power Grab’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have been fighting H.R. 1 -- the updated Voting...
U.S. Politics

Man Says He Would Not Have Pissed on McConnell Had He ‘Known Mitch Was On Fire’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, both Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell...
U.S. Politics

Joe Manchin (D?-WV) Named Senate Majority Resistance Leader

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It hasn't happened in over two centuries, but the United States...
The Democrats

In The Interest of Bipartisanship, Manchin Supports McConnell Blocking Biden’s SCOTUS Nominees

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Surprising literally no one, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) told...
U.S. Politics

Senate Minority Leader Joe Manchin Still Hopeful for Bipartisan Agreement With His Own Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Minority Leader Joe Manchin (D?-WV) has quite an unenviable job,...
The Democrats

Manchin So Mad Republicans Blocked the Jan 6th Commission He’s About Do Absolutely Nothing About It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To put it bluntly, Senator Joe Manchin (R Pretending to Be...
Food and Dining

5 Sandwiches to Order Instead of Administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a Choking Mitch McConnell

It's happened to so many of us we've probably lost count. You walk into a...
MAGA News

McConnell Says He’d Oppose January 6th Commission Even If He Weren’t Covered in Trump’s Ball Juice

"When have you ever known Mitch McConnell to be a petty, partisan hack?" WASHINGTON, D.C....
U.S. Politics

McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives Onto It”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Constitution and Mitch McConnell were often at odds during his...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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