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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High...
April 5, 2020
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Gwyneth Paltrow and David Avocado Wolfe Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been...
March 28, 2020
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White House Wants Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital today, the country's...
March 12, 2020
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Mike Pence Was Looking for Coronavirus Videos and Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High...
March 8, 2020
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David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been...
March 7, 2020
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Trump Demands Toyota Immediately Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to...
March 2, 2020
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Mike Pence Orders CDC to Quadruple Thought and Prayer Capacity to Combat Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As his first official act in the capacity of overseeing the...
February 27, 2020
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Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't like to do it; in fact, he loathes it...
February 26, 2020
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Pence: “Clearly What We Need is a Wholesome Halftime Show With Bible Verses and Exposed Penises”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The NFL's Super Bowl Halftime show has become quite a spectacle...
February 3, 2020
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Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During an investor call this morning, the Executive Director of Creative...
January 16, 2020
Lifestyle
Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence is like any...
January 2, 2020
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Gordon Sondland Passed His Bus Driver Exam Just Before Impeachment Hearing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that, prior to his...
November 20, 2019
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
