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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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White Serial Rapist/Murderer Supports Trump Wall So “Illegal Immigrants Don’t Steal” His Job

FORTUITO BLANCO, NORTH DAKOTA -- 36 Year old Chad Biffington is a serial rapist...

Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While there has been much buzz and speculation about the Trump...

DHS Seeks Deal With PETCO To Provide Crates For Immigrant Child Detention Centers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that the Department of Homeland Security...

Trump Says National Guard Needed To Protect The Border To Stop Taco Bell’s Invasion Of America

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the National...

Trump Says Undocumented Mexicans Coming Here To Take Advantage Of The Homestead Act

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1862, President Abraham Lincoln signed into the law the first...

Trump Says He’ll Have Mexican American Soldiers Pay For His Southern Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During the 2016 presidential campaign, one of now President Trump's most...

Trump Demands To Know Which Illegal Mexican Or Muslim Immigrant Forced A ‘Nice White’ Into Becoming Austin Bomber

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Overnight, authorities in Austin, Texas identified, and attempted to apprehend the...

Trump Orders The Formation Of New, “ICE-S” Squad For Hispanic or Muslim Deportation Arrests

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- While traveling overseas to meet with the world's richest and most...

Pentagon UFO Program Makes Trump Demand Wall Be 70 Miles High

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump broke his silence on the Pentagon's top secret,...

Trump Orders Kobach To Investigate How Many Trillions Of Illegal Mexicans Voted For Doug Jones

"I am positive I saw at least a trillion Mexicans dancing in the street celebrating last night."

Trump Supporter Wants Trump Wall Extended From Mexico To Bangladesh

COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing blogger, YouTube personality, and social media star Jethro...

Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

"I have to settle for a Chalupa and a seven layer burrito and I have to leave my gun in the car."

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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