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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Melania Trump’s Husband Only Interested in Ivanka’s NFT

Today, former Third First Lady Melania Trump announced that she was entering the world...
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Trump Family Moves Annual Christmas Party from White House to White Powerhouse

The annual Trump Christmas Party will not be held at the same location that...
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Trump Orders McCarthy to Put the Former First Lady on January 6th Commission

BAD MINCER, NEW JERSEY -- This morning, former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald...
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Trump to Spend Romantic International Women’s Day With The Woman He Loves Most

"If you thought the spread at the Clemson ceremony was impressive, just you wait until you see what he’s got in store for Ivanka."
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Melania: Giving WH Tours To Incoming First Ladies Is The Only Thing She Won’t Steal From Michelle Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, Third First Lady Melania Trump shocked quite a few...
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Gold Digging Racist Asshole Has Lost All Interest in Pretending to Be First Lady

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the world's most famous gold miners -- who also...
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Over Christmas, Trump’s Kids Asked Him If They Can Strip the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing...
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Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but...
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Trump Demands to Know Which Asshole Botched Covid So Bad He Got It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States and his wife Melania have...
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Racist Gold Digging Birther Exploits Her Immigrant Story While Thousands of Brown Kids Sit In Cages

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A racist, gold digging birther stood before the nation last night,...
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Friends Say Now They Understand Why Vince Vaughn’s Hands Smell Like He Doesn’t Use Toilet Paper to Wipe

Friends of alleged actor Vince Vaughn are telling various media outlets this week that...
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Craven, Gold Digging, Racist Birther Vehemently Defends Meal Ticket Her Husband Barely Acknowledges

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A craven, cynical, gold digging, racist birther took to Twitter yesterday...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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