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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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First Recorded Sounds From Mars Are Martians Thanking Us For Electing Biden
In a truly stunning turn of events, the first audio recordings of the surface...
February 23, 2021
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Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon
AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- Flying back across the Atlantic to Washington, D.C. after participating...
June 7, 2019
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Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon
AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- Flying back across the Atlantic to Washington, D.C. after participating...
June 7, 2019
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Martian Cat Kills Curiosity
MARS -- The chief tracking officer at NASA is confirming at the time of...
June 8, 2018
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SpaceX Developing New Mars Leash So Space Colonists Can Be Yanked Back Home
Elon Musk's SpaceX is at it again! Today, at a press conference for investors, Musk...
March 16, 2018
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President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.
March 1, 2017
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Ted Cruz: Mars Water Supply Proves Girls Go To Jupiter to Get More Stupider
There's water on Mars and Sen. Ted Cruz believes it means something universal about life itself.
September 29, 2015
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Ted Cruz: U.S. Calls ‘Dibs’ on Mars’ Water Supply, Will Charge Rest of Galaxy For Access
Scientists have found the first evidence of liquid water on Mars, and Senator Ted Cruz calls "finders/keepers."
April 16, 2015
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Senate GOP to Declare U.S. Dominion Over Mars’ Nitrogen Supply
There's nitrogen on Mars, and Senate Republicans want to harvest it for America and America only.
March 25, 2015
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