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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The mounting tension between President Donald Trump and his Chief of...
December 13, 2018
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Putin Wants to Compare Tapes With Omarosa
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- There is at least one person who runs the United States...
August 13, 2018
Immigration
Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Ardent Trump supporter Jethro Bohiggins told his friends and...
May 15, 2018
Women's Rights
Televangelist on Rob Porter Affair: ‘Sometimes God Gives Ladies Black Eyes To Save Unborn Babies’ Lives’
SYCAMORE GLEN, TENNESSEE -- Reverend Bill Millen is a televangelist in his home state...
February 14, 2018
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John Kelly Wants OJ Simpson To Join The Trump Administration
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...
February 11, 2018
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Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...
February 9, 2018
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Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...
February 9, 2018
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John Kelly Assures Trump He Won’t Be Only Misogynist Woman Abuser In White House For Too Long
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, after two of his ex-wives came forward with allegations that...
February 8, 2018
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Trump Asks John Kelly If Taxpayers Will Still Pay For His Golf Outing Security During Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are telling reporters that this morning,...
January 18, 2018
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John Kelly Says World War II Preventable If Allies Compromised More With Hitler
"A minor quibble like slavery or genocide shouldn't be what good, honorable men fight over."
November 1, 2017
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John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume
"Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?"
October 31, 2017
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Trump Says He Prefers to Apologize to Widows Whose Husbands Weren’t Killed in Action
"I don't apologize to women in general."
October 26, 2017
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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April 10, 2024
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