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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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Report: Trump Could Nominate Frederick Douglass For FBI Director Post

President Donald Trump thinks way, way, way outside of most boxes on Earth. Replacing FBI Director James Comey will be another of those instances.

Hillary Clinton Says Comey Firing Is Proof Men Are ‘Too Emotional’ To Lead Effectively

Hillary Clinton told a conference of women recently that Trump firing James Comey as FBI Director proves men might be too emotional to be president.

Vladimir Putin Sent Kislyak With Shortlist of James Comey’s Replacement for President Trump

Russian President Vladimir Putin gave two of his envoys a list for his bitch, President Donald Trump, to use as candidates to replace James Comey.

Donald Trump, Having Just Fired James Comey, Accidentally Bit Ivanka While She Spoon-Fed Him Soup

In the critical moments after President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, he bit another hand that was feeding him.

Richard Nixon Seen Jacking Off Furiously as James Comey is Fired by Donald Trump

Richard Nixon didn't know you could just fire the FBI director like Trump just did to James Comey. That would've changed everything.

Devin Nunes Spotted On Palace Grounds, Taking Intel To Jabba The Hutt

Did Congressman Devin Nunes, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, have yet another clandestine meeting with a bloated, powerful slug?

Devin Nunes Swears He’ll Be Fair And Independent, Just As Soon He Finishes Trump Off

Devin Nunes can be independent is really not a Trump lackey, guys, he promises. Now let him finish what he was doing before you interrupted.

Trump’s Wiretapp Flapp Inspires Him To Demand New Tinfoil Curtains For Entire West Wing

All the hub-bub over his accusations that President Obama ordered an illegal wiretap on him has given Trump a new idea for White House decoration.

Over Brunch of Eggs Benedict and Russian Vodka Martinis, Trump Downplays Comey/Russia Investigation

While enjoying a hearty culinary delight of a brunch, President Donald Trump tried to cast doubt on James Comey investigating ties to Russia.

Trump Demands “World’s Best FBI Director” Mug Back From James Comey

A rift might be permanently opening between Co-President Donald J. Trump and FBI Director James Comey after an investigation was confirmed.

FBI Director Decides He’s ‘Okay With Voters Deciding Election After All’

James Comey has a change of heart. Again.

Voter Weighs Whether New, Potentially Meaningless Emails Mean Orange Diarrhea Should Be President

Do emails matter more than keeping an unhinged bag of diarrhea out of the Oval Office?

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