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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate

After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.

President-Elect Donald Trump Vows to Change ISIS’s Wi-Fi Password

Donald Trump has a simple solution to the problem of radical Islamic terrorism, specifically the group known as Daesh.

Daesh Takes Credit for War on Christmas

Terrorist group Daesh has taken responsibility for all victories in the "War on Christmas."

4 Year Old Syrian Refugee: ISIS Tried to Recruit Me With Candy, Nick Jr. Shows

One young Syrian Refugee tells the press about being recruited by ISIS/Daesh.

Jeb!: We Can Defeat ISIS With ‘The Bush Family Secret Recipe for Middle East Success’

Jeb Bush talked about how he'd beat ISIS, and gave some specifics to his plan.

Muslim American Wondering When He Can Start Generalizing About Christians

One American Muslim ponders when he'll get to make assumptions about Christians like they make about him.

Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans

God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the Syrian refugee crisis.

Area Atheist Doesn’t Want Any More ‘Damn Christian Terrorists’ Moving To Her City

One atheist woman in Wisconsin wants to welcome Syrian refugees into her state, no matter what her governor thinks.

Obama Calls Paris Attacks ‘Islamist Terrorism,’ ISIS Immediately Surrenders

Like magic, as soon as Obama used the words "Islamist Terrorism" to describe the Paris attacks, ISIS surrendered.

French Officials Consider Sending Bill For Terror Clean Up to Dick Cheney

Officials in France are considering the legality of sending a bill to Dick Cheney for cleaning up after the Paris terror attack.

ELECTION 2016: ISIS Executioner Endorses Dr. Ben Carson

Dr. Ben Carson loves him some war crimes. Which means he's ISIS' ideal presidential candidate.

Obama Uses Nobel Prize to Stuff ISIS War Powers Authorization Into Envelope

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It takes a whole lot of pages to ask Congress for...

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...