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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Trump Orders Congress To Make “Fascist Toady” Protected Class Like Race, Religion, Sexual Preference

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump issued an "Official Presidenting Decree" from the Oval Office...
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Melania Trump Announces New Fashion Line of Jackets With Phrases On Them

  WASHINGTON, D.C. -- First Lady Melania Trump ruffled feathers when she showed up unannounced...
Immigration

8 Year Old Honduran Girl Knew What To Expect In Concentration Camp From Yelp Review of Trump Hotel

RIO ESTUPIDO, TEXAS -- An eight year old girl from Honduras who was temporarily...
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Scientists Unable to Isolate Genetic Difference Between Corey Lewandowski and Bucket Of Luke Warm Diarrhea

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's leading scientists have been unsuccessful thus far in their...
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Historians Find Hitler’s Receipt From Post-Kristallnacht Brunch At Carnegie Deli

BERLIN, GERMANY -- Historians from the Institute of German History and All Things German-Ish...
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God: ‘Someone Tell Jeff Sessions To Stop Using Me To Justify Being an Evil, Shriveled, Racist Cunt’

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- When Larry "God" Schumway strode to the podium in...
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Planned Parenthood Announces New Partnership With ICE

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Planned Parenthood has announced a new partnership with Immigration...
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Trump Administration Wants Planned Parenthood To Help With Separating Illegal Immigrant Children From Mothers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Donald Trump administration turned heads and shocked perhaps...
Immigration

6 Year Old Honduran Boy Sends Father’s Day Card To Border Where He Last Saw His Parents

LOS CHINGADEROS, TEXAS -- Two weeks ago, Miguel Olivo crossed into the United States...
Immigration

DHS Seeks Deal With PETCO To Provide Crates For Immigrant Child Detention Centers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that the Department of Homeland Security...
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President Trump Pledges To Convert Entire Capital To Renewable White Power

SINGAPORE -- Hours before meeting for a historic summit between himself and North Korean...
Immigration

Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Ardent Trump supporter Jethro Bohiggins told his friends and...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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