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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Sanctuary Cities to Move Illegal Immigrants Dumped on Them by The White House to Trump Resorts

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The battle between the Trump administration and so-called "sanctuary cities" is...

Trump Wants Ann Coulter as Next DHS Secretary

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen tendered...

Trump Has Taco Bell Delivered to Migrant Families Detained Under Bridge in El Paso Parking Lot

EL PASO, TEXAS -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order from his Oval...

Trump Demands Disneyland Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction,...

Trump Warns Dems He ‘Won’t Wait Two Full Years to Address the Next Made-Up National Emergency’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump signed a resolution to stave off...

Trump Orders Space Force to Build Space Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump Jr. accidentally let...

Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

How one confused man's fight against Mexican immigrants led him on a crusade against a fast food chain.

Santa Claus Requests Permission from Trump to Bring Gifts to Jailed Migrant Children

NORTH POLE, EARTH -- The San-T-Claus Corporation, a corporate entity responsible for the funding...

Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Leading up to the 2018 mid-term election -- one that saw...

Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jehtro Bohiggins is not racist, is not xenophobic, and...

Barack Obama: “I Bet That Punk Ass Beta Cuck Male Stephen Miller Can’t Hold His Breath For 10 Minutes Straight”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, NBC News reported that White House Senior Policy Adviser,...

Trump Signs Executive Order Reversing President of Texas’ Immigration Policy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump took the unusual step of issuing...

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