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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

April 19, 2024

Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

April 17, 2024

MAGA News

DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

New Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants history books to contain only the bare, biblical essentials and nothing else...literally.

July 15, 2020

MAGA News

DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that soon schools all across...

August 29, 2019

History

Historians Unearth George Washington’s Pilot License

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the national archives have uncovered a document linked to...

July 5, 2019

History

Betsy DeVos Sees Nothing Wrong At All With Trump Administration’s Grasp Of History

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In less than a week's time, the Donald Trump administration has...

June 7, 2018

History

Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...

January 27, 2018

MAGA News

President Trump Wants D.C. Memorial to Andrew Jackson’s Leadership During World War II

Only true historical scholars like President Donald Trump truly understand the permanent impact Andrew Jackson has on a daily basis on the American people.

May 2, 2017

Lifestyle

Oklahoma Republicans Consider Banning History

Oklahoma, where the anti-academics come sweeping down the plain.

January 8, 2017

Videos

Unhistorical Facts: August 23rd, 1987

The debut of TPGC's weekly Monday segment, "Unhistorical Facts." Presented within this segment are stories involving dates that it was completely unnecessary to record in the cosmic calendar.

October 20, 2014