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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Science & Medicine

John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones

How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out.
Economy

Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer

Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
MAGA News

A Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare Plan

A view of the proposed changes within the secretive Republican healthcare plan from a 50,000 foot level.
Science & Medicine

EXCLUSIVE LOOK! Leaked Details of GOP’s Top Secret Obamacare Replacement Bill

Republicans have been writing their replacement for Obamacare in secret. But initial details of the law they're drafting have just been leaked.
Science & Medicine

Red State Republican Can’t Wait to ‘Stick it to the Libtards’ and Lose Her Health Insurance

This Tennessee woman simply does not care if she loses her health insurance as long as liberal Americans lose politically.
MAGA News

Trump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until Congress Rips Healthcare From The Poor

Donald Trump knows that the fight over healthcare just needs his own unique brand of totally mature and nuanced negotiation.
Economy

Paul Ryan Praying God Lets Him Rob Poor People Of Their Access To Doctors Today

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is reaching out to a higher power to help him take away essential health access from poor people.
Immigration

God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again

Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, "Not effing very." The more you know.
MAGA News

Trump Proposes Calling Obamacare “Trumpcare” To Fix Healthcare Woes

Co-President Donald Trump's idea for fixing Obamacare might raise eyebrows, but it's almost sure to get his supporters behind the law.
Science & Medicine

Jason Chaffetz Asks Doctor If Friend’s Cancer Can Be Treated With An iPhone

Republican Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah recently said that poor people may have to choose between an iPhone and their health insurance.
MAGA News

Obama To Rename Affordable Care Act “Trumpcare” By Executive Order

President Obama is banking on Republicans hating TrumpCare a lot less than they hate the Affordable Care Act, but will it work?
MAGA News

Trump Proposes Repealing Obamacare, Replacing Doctors With Republicans Watching Videos

Trump's replacement for Obamacare has been unveiled.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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