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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an...
June 5, 2020
Criminal Justice
Nation’s Guns Afraid They’re Getting a Bad Reputation from Trigger-Happy Cops
A recent poll has shown that 87% of the guns surveyed in the United...
June 4, 2020
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Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns
SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL -- During their weekly ritualistic sacrifice of a...
May 19, 2020
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Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers...
April 4, 2020
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NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- The National Rifle Association has released a statement supporting an unorthodox...
March 6, 2020
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Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”
SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort Hussein Obama turned...
January 21, 2020
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Data Suggests Virginia Rally Largest Gathering of Small Genitals Since Last Trump Family Reunion
Today, thousands of people amassed in Virginia to protest new laws passed by the...
January 20, 2020
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Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes
NORTH POLE, EARTH -- Kristopher Q. Kringle, known around the world by his stage...
December 9, 2019
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Starbucks Asks Customers Not To Open Carry Vape Pens in Stores
SEATTLE, WASHINGSTONED -- Coffee retailer Starbucks is joining a growing list of businesses that...
September 13, 2019
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NRA Supports Universal Background Checks and Waiting Periods For Vaping Products
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- During a press conference this morning, a spokesterrorist for the National...
September 13, 2019
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Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch
DUMFUQ, TEXAS -- Rep. Dan Crenshaw is opening a bank that will, unlike most...
September 6, 2019
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Dan Crenshaw: “Now the Liberals Don’t Want Me Loaning IEDs to My Friends?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Texas Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw loans his guns to friends unattended....
September 5, 2019
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
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