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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed his sizable legal team to research...
January 14, 2019
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Don Jr. Explains Why ‘Walls Work’ and Why 6 Six Trillion Illegal Mexicans Come Over Ours Every Second
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son and least intelligent progeny...
January 11, 2019
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Freshman Democrat Offers Trump Thoughts and Prayers Instead of a Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the numerous new Democratic members of the House of...
January 10, 2019
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Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador announced today that his country...
January 8, 2019
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Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two weeks, and House...
January 7, 2019
U.S. Politics
Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that he already lives in Washington and is...
January 7, 2019
Economy
Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown
Yosemite National Park, CA -- Simi Valley resident and self-proclaimed Libertarian Joshua M. Bateman...
January 6, 2019
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POLL: 60% of Americans Hoping Government Shutdown Lasts Until 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Because Senate Republicans didn't have the votes necessary to break a...
December 22, 2018
World News
Moscow Demands Trump Help End Putin’s Shadow Government Shutdown
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Russian President Vladimir Putin has sent a strongly worded letter to...
January 22, 2018
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Exhausted Trump Asks Staffers If They Can Take Fewer Pictures Pretending To Work During Shutdown Today
WASHINGTON D.C. -- The federal government is in the middle of its first shutdown...
January 21, 2018
Economy
Trump Asks John Kelly If Taxpayers Will Still Pay For His Golf Outing Security During Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are telling reporters that this morning,...
January 18, 2018
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Trump Wants U.S. to Sell Mexico the Iraqi WMD to Fund Border Wall
President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he'll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.
August 24, 2017
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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