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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Man Invents Device to Translate Farts and Donald Trump Speeches

If you have a hard time understanding Donald Trump, one man has a solution for you.

Republican ‘Bummed Out’ His IQ Not Low Enough to Vote for Donald Trump

This Republican really wishes he was dumb enough to vote for Donald Trump.

Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe

Donald Trump had an unexpected interruption at a recent rally, and handled it as only he could.

Ted Cruz: Trump shouldn’t be president because he’s ‘less subtly disgusting than me.’

Ted Cruz wants you to pick the lesser of two cancers.

GOP ‘Stoked’ Civil Debate Let Viewers See How Disgusting Their Ideas and Not Their Candidates Are

The latest GOP debate gave Republican a chance to showcase how terrible their ideas, and not just their candidates, are.

Donald Trump Spends Three Hours at Campaign Stop Trying to Shake One Man’s Hand

Donald Trump has some difficulties at a campaign stop.

President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle

Trump has real issues manipulating objects.

Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates

GOP chairman Reince Priebus has a new idea to distract voters from how terrible his party has become.

Mitt Romney Volunteers to Replace Trump and ‘Lose One for the Team’

Can Mitt Romney stop Donald Trump and lose the election instead?

Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers

Donald Trump's candidacy is having a ripple effect everywhere.

Obama Releases Shortlist of Scalia Replacements: All Muslim Americans

Obama releases a trial balloon list of Scalia replacements.

Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate

One Republican's confused reaction to the last Democratic debate.

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...