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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Religion
God Wonders How Joel Osteen Failed At Flood Response Because He’s a Christian
Televangelist Joel Osteen kept his megachurch shut to victims of Hurricane Harvey for a short time, and that made God pretty mad.
August 30, 2017
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To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”
God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star's death.
April 25, 2017
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God Tells Michele Bachmann If The Anti-Christ Were Real He’d Be The ‘Narcissist You Voted For’
Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann and Larry "God" Schumway have very different opinions on what true Christianity looks like.
April 12, 2017
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God, Jesus Comment On Trump’s Budget: ‘Fuck That Un-Christian Pile Of Fucking Shit’
God and Jesus just got a look at the details behind Donald Trump's budget. They have some strongly stated opinions and concerns.
March 16, 2017
Immigration
God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again
Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, "Not effing very." The more you know.
March 10, 2017
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God To Pat Robertson: “Fuck Donald Trump And Also Fuck You, Pharisee Bitch!”
God has a special message for one of his employees, televangelist Pat Robertson. The message is...not so nice, really.
February 17, 2017
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Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade
President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.
January 19, 2017
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After 2016, God Says He’s Having His ‘Aim Re-calibrated’
Larry "God" Schumway says he feels terrible about how bad his aim was in 2016 and promises to have it rectified for 2017.
December 28, 2016
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God Tells Michele Bachmann He Doesn’t Hate America Enough To Pick Trump For President
God disagrees with Michele Bachmann.
August 31, 2016
Religion
God Issues Apology For Flooding Louisiana While Country Distracted By ‘Big Orange Moron’
God sure is sorry about all the water in Louisiana right now.
August 17, 2016
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God Issues New Commandment: ‘Thou Shalt Not Be Shitty to LGBT People In My Name’
God's got a new commandment for his peeps, ALL of them.
June 16, 2016
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God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical Joke
Ted Cruz was the victim of a heavenly prank.
May 4, 2016
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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