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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Pew Pew!
Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc....
September 3, 2019
Religion
God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Today, in what would be bizarre moment in literally...
August 21, 2019
Religion
God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc., one of the...
August 19, 2019
The Bible Belt
Conservative Christian: Rape Pregnancies Are ‘Just God Putting One In You’
CHARLESTON, W. VIRGINIA -- In 2015, West Virginia Delegate Brian Kurcaba (R) made some eyebrows...
July 21, 2019
Religion
God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency...
March 21, 2019
Religion
God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign
HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential...
January 31, 2019
MAGA News
Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ...
December 3, 2018
Pew Pew!
God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, Larry "God" Schumway held a press conference...
February 20, 2018
Religion
God To Renew Just 20% Of Alabama Republicans’ Christian Memberships
"This guy takes the hypocritical taco."
December 13, 2017
Conservative Media
God Issues Apology to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is
"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
October 29, 2017
Conservative Media
God Apologizes to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is
"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
October 25, 2017
Conservative Media
Kirk Cameron Gives God Credit For Hurricanes, Satan Takes Credit for Kirk Cameron
Satan has revealed a secret business relationship with one of Hollywood's most lovable, formerly relevant child actors turned Jesus freaks.
September 9, 2017
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Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
