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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Fox News Told Me I Lack The Requisite Sexual Abuse Allegations To Be A “Good Fit” For Their Network

"You never once asked me what I look like naked."
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Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets

Right-wing commentator -- and Barbie in a Nazi uniform -- Tammy Lahren just landed a gig with Fox News. But will she stand out?
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Trump Drinks Bleach, Tucker Carlson Calls It ‘Second Most Impressive Thing’ Any President Has Done

There is nothing Donald Trump does that is wrong, bad, stupid, dangerous, or idiotic. At least according to super unbiased Tucker Carlson.
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Trump Replaces Entire Cabinet With “Fox & Friends” Hosts

Yet another presidential shakeup as Trump's entire cabinet is fired and replaced with the bobble heads of "Fox & Friends."
Conservative Media

Bill O’Reilly Sends Commiserative Dick Pic to Eric Bolling, In Solidarity

Suspended Fox News host Eric Bolling got an unexpected bit of support from Bill O'Reilly, a former colleague and fellow sexual predator.
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Hannity Says He’s ‘Adjusting’ to Tweeting With One Hand on Phone, the Other on Trump’s Dick

On his radio show, Fox News host Sean Hannity explained that he's had to make some adjustments to being one of Trump's pets in the media.
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Sean Spicer Will Interview Melissa McCarthy To Be His Replacement

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is said to be interviewing for his own replacement, and one person on the list may surprise you.
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Megyn Kelly Announces She’ll Follow Alex Jones Interview by Asking Questions of Literal Piece of Shit

Former Fox host Megyn Kelly interviewed Alex Jones recently, and now she has her sites set on someone very similar for her next interview.
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While Slob-Knobbing Trump’s Stump Hannity Says No Issue With Donald Demanding Comey’s Loyalty

Fox News host Sean Hannity sees absolutely no problem with President Trump demanding fealty from former FBI Director James Comey.
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Jabba the Ailes Found Dead With Possible Signs of Strangulation

Bo shooda! Jabba the Ailes is dead, and Imperial forces suspect foul play.
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President Trump Wants Bill O’Reilly to Lead the FBI

The Trump administration is on the lookout for a new FBI director, and one of the president's closest allies just might be the one to get the job.
Conservative Media

Jesse Watters Tells Fox News Audience Bill O’Reilly Left Him ‘Big Shoes to Fill and Huge Boobs to Grope’

Following in his mentor's footsteps is proving to be kind of difficult for the newest Fox News star, Jesse Watters. Sad. So sad.
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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