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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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White Woman Just Wishes Black Man Would Peacefully Request To Not Be Murdered In Some Less Noticeable Way
One white woman understands why NFL players are kneeling and even agrees with their cause, but doesn't like how they're protesting.
September 28, 2017
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Cliven Bundy Offers to Educate NFL Players on the Proper Ways to Protest
When it comes to protesting the federal government, rancher Cliven Bundy thinks he may be able to give NFL players the tips they need.
September 27, 2017
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Neo-Nazi Agrees With Trump: The Media Are The Worst People In America
Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. Just ask any neo-Nazi you find; they'll tell you.
August 23, 2017
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White House Promises More On-Camera Briefings Once They’re Not Beta Cucks Anymore
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says that once the administration gets tougher and grows a set, they'll start on-camera pressers again.
July 19, 2017
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Pastor Commends Sexual Predator Who Wants to Fuck His Daughter for Defending Christian Values
Good, fine, upstanding Christian men and women should be jumping at the chance to heap praise on the sexual predator in chief.
May 4, 2017
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Sean Spicer’s Head Literally Explodes During White House Press Briefing
Tough questions make Sean Spicer's head explode at a recent White House press briefing, when questions of wiretapping were brought up.
March 16, 2017
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Man Who Burned, Shot, and Hung Obama In Effigy Really Offended By Snoop Dogg’s Anti-Trump Video
After eight years of protesting President Barack Hussein Obama with provocative imagery, one man says Snoop Dogg went too far against Trump.
March 15, 2017
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VP Pence Suggests Tearing Down Wall Between Church And State And Using It To Build The Border Wall
If you ask Mike Pence, the wall separating church and state in this country could be dismantled and put to much better use.
March 9, 2017
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Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting, Orange Ass
It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.
February 24, 2017
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Trump Orders First Amendment Revised To Protect “Freedom Of The Friendly Press”
Maybe the Constitution doesn't currently protect it, but Sub-President Trump really wants the First Amendment to only cover the friendly press.
February 17, 2017
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Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Yells At John Lassiter For Not Promoting PewDiePie
When Disney severed ties with YouTube star PewDiePie this week, its decapitated, cryogenically frozen founder was none too pleased.
February 15, 2017
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Trump Suggests Only People Who Voted For Him Should Have First Amendment Rights
What's Trump up to now?
November 29, 2016
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
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