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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Over Christmas, Trump’s Kids Asked Him If They Can Strip the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing...
December 30, 2020
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Trump Officially Transitions Eric and Don Jr. to Joe Biden
As of the time of publication, this outlet can confirm that the Trump administration...
December 8, 2020
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Heartbroken Trump Boys Think They Have to Call Joe Biden “Daddy” Now
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- When or if President Donald Trump acknowledges his stinging,...
December 2, 2020
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A List of The Totally Innocent Offspring Who Might Get a Trump Pardon
Presidential pardons are quite powerful. If there's a federal law or statute, and you...
December 2, 2020
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Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A lot is going to have to change when President Donald...
December 1, 2020
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Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The outgoing president's sons have sent urgent letters to,...
November 24, 2020
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Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but...
November 24, 2020
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Eric Trump: “You Can Tell The Election Was Rigged Because Daddy Didn’t Win!”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Eric Trump, the third-most intelligent male crotch fruit of...
November 16, 2020
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Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring Yet
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing...
November 2, 2020
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FBI Investigating Contents of Eric Trump’s See ‘n Say
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A truly stunning announcement was just made by the FBI at...
October 26, 2020
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Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "Daddy! Daddy! Come quick! I just found a butt load of...
September 29, 2020
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Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that all four tires on...
August 20, 2020
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
