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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election He Lost Because He’s a Giant Asshole

Are you in a cult? Exit polling seems to show that at least 74...
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Gaetz: “Real Patriots Don’t Ever Abandon Their Deeply Unpopular, One-Term, Impeached Loser Cry Baby President”

LAKE FUKFAYCE, FLORIDA -- For one of Donald Trump's most loyal congressional servants, there...
Conservative Media

Hannity Says Trump Is ‘Still the Manliest Sore Loser Cry Baby Bitch’ He’s Ever Known

With each passing day, President Donald Trump's time in office grows shorter. It started...
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McEnany: “President Trump Is Entitled to Whine About Being a Loser Right Up Until 11:59 AM on January 20th”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- How long is it going to take President Donald Trump to...
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Mike Flynn Says Trump Can Remain Президент навсегда

MOSCOW, RHODE ISLAND -- Pardoned traitor against the United States, General Comrade Michael Flynn...
U.S. Politics

Ron Johnson: “It’s a Problem That People Don’t Have Faith in the Election I Keep Talking Shit About”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comrade Senator Ronald Johnsoninski told reporters today that he thinks there's...
U.S. Politics

Breaking: Joe Biden Is Still Your Next President

In a completely foreseen and very precedented development, former Vice President Joe Biden is...
Religion

3 Ways to Tell If You’re in a Cult or Believe in a Vast Electoral Conspiracy Without Evidence For Another Reason

Are you in a cult? Before you answer that, stop and really think it over. MORE:...
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Trump’s Lawyers Ask Supreme Court to Declare His Hands and Genitals ‘Normal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing president isn't done filing lawsuits with the Supreme Court....
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106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Something rather extraordinary happened this morning. Over one hundred elected members...
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Trump Claims Alternative Victory in Alternative Election and Will Stay On As President of Alternate Reality

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is growing more and more desperate to hold onto...
U.S. Politics

20 States Sue Texas for Being Embarrassing Morons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Twenty individual states have filed an emergency countersuit against the State...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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