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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Trump Administration Will Start Giving Biden Transition Team Covfefe Briefings
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he seems intent on never technically conceding that he lost,...
November 25, 2020
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Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an...
June 5, 2020
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Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Facebook and Twitter Make Him Look Attractive and Competent
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump proved his small-government, traditionally conservative values today when...
May 28, 2020
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Trump Says Americans Without Toilet Paper Can Wipe With the Constitution Like He Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As his administration grapples with how to best coax states into...
April 17, 2020
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Conservative Still Searching for the Word “Capitalism” in Constitution
LAKE BOOTRIEMEN, MICHIGAN -- For the last 25 years, Jack Mincer has been scouring...
March 22, 2020
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Ted Cruz: “If I Wasn’t a Smarmy, Partisan Cunt Maybe I’d Care About Trump Being a Lawless Asshole Tyrant”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a wild and unforeseen development, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Urethra)...
January 30, 2020
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Craven, Gold Digging, Racist Birther Vehemently Defends Meal Ticket Her Husband Barely Acknowledges
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A craven, cynical, gold digging, racist birther took to Twitter yesterday...
December 5, 2019
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Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced...
November 21, 2019
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Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today...
November 9, 2019
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6 Reasons Congress Simply Cannot Impeach and Remove Donald Trump From Office
Most of the news in and around the Washington, D.C. area these days pertains...
October 21, 2019
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President Orders James Madison Arrested for Plotting Coup Against Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued a direct order to the Justice...
October 21, 2019
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Trump Hereby Orders Constitution’s References to “Impeachment” Changed to “Coup “
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, The Archduke of D-List Reality TV Hosts His Royal...
October 19, 2019
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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