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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Man Who Can’t Find Woman Willing To Sleep With Him Gives Opinions on Abortion Anyway

This guy can't get laid to save his life, but once he does he has a no abortion option for any woman who takes a chance on him.

GOP Strategist: Republican Candidates Need ‘Right Mix of Phobias’ to Win Primary Voters

One GOP strategist's take on how someone can win his party's nomination.

Obama Calls Paris Attacks ‘Islamist Terrorism,’ ISIS Immediately Surrenders

Like magic, as soon as Obama used the words "Islamist Terrorism" to describe the Paris attacks, ISIS surrendered.

Ohio Schools Set to Start Teaching Pull-Out Only Sex Ed Classes

Ohio sex ed classes just a got a whole lot more interesting.

Tons of Morons Have Wasted $10 Million Donating To Another Moron’s Presidential Campaign

Ben Carson's campaign has been raking in the donations, and thanks in no small part to special sub-set of Republican voters

Donald Trump Does Press Conference in “F*** Mexicans” Trucker Hat

Donald Trump is about to step his hat game up.

Jesus Christ: ‘It’s Cute’ When Conservative, Christian Americans Think Bernie’s Too Socialist

Jesus Christ: "They still have the balls to say they follow my teachings? Pfffft."

Jesus Christ to Anti-Abortionists: ‘Maybe You Could Try Taking Care of the Ones That Are Already Born, Too?’

Jesus Christ has some thoughts on the anti-Planned Parenthood push.

5 “Highlights” From the New AP U.S. History Test

Here are five new additions to the AP U.S. History test that will make any parent excited to send their kids to school.

Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #5)

Did gay marriage ruin your straight marriage this week too?!

Religious Zealot: Doctored Videos Should Cost Millions of Women Vital Health Services

One Oklahoma woman explains why Planned Parenthood should lose all funding because of doctored videos.

James O’Keefe: ‘I have Video Evidence Obama Shot JFK’

The Planned Parenthood baby part selling video was the tip of the ice berg?

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...