Search
HomeTagsConservatives

Conservatives

Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
spot_img
Arts & Entertainment

White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro Bohiggins says he...
Business

Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Clem O'Connell told his audience today...
Arts & Entertainment

OJ Simpson Says 24 Years Ago Sascha Baron Cohen Dressed Up Like a Knife And Tricked Him Into Murdering Two People

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Actor and comedian Sascha Baron Cohen is currently making massive,...
Lifestyle

Libertarian Pundit: “Being Openly Pro-Trump Is Exactly Like Being a Black Slave’ Before the Civil War

BROKEN KNOB, CONNECTICUT -- On a recent edition of the daily YouTube broadcast of...
Conservative Media

In Interviews on Fox News, Sinclair, and Bill O’Reilly’s Basement Podcast, Ted Cruz Says He Worries About Political Bias at Facebook

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified before both the House...
Arts & Entertainment

Ted Nugent: “Musicians Should Shut Their Mouths About Politics Unless They’re Telling That Cunt Hillary To Go Fuck Herself With Their Machine Gun”

Musicians should be seen and not heard.
MAGA News

Conservative Podcaster: “I Saw Roy Moore Hit On A 14 Year Old At A Football Game But At Least He Stood For The Anthem!”

"You gotta ask yourself what's more disgusting -- pedophiles, or unpatriotic pedophiles?"
MAGA News

Trump Supporter Blind After Ignoring ‘Liberal Conspiracy’ of Science and Staring Directly at Eclipse

A right-wing conservative podcaster and YouTuber is now blind after ignoring warnings and staring directly at today's solar eclipse.
MAGA News

Trump On February Jobs Report: ‘I Make America Great Again By Taking Credit For The Black Guy’s Work’

The 2017 February Jobs Report is in, and Co-President Donald Trump is crowing, despite the jobs killer Obamacare still being law.
Videos

“Reverend Bill Millen – Televangelist for Trump”

Meet the good Reverend Bill Millen - Televangelist for Trump. Bill's going to clue you all in as to why the Religious Right loves The Donald.
Conservative Media

Bill O’Reilly Offers To Give Megyn Kelly A Goodbye Grope ‘In Honor Of Roger Ailes’

Fox host Bill O'Reilly really wanted to send Megyn Kelly off to NBC in a way that their former boss would truly appreciate.
Religion

Kansas Bombing Plot Conspirator: ‘We’re Religious Extremists Fighting Religious Extremism With Religious Extremism’

One of the men behind the Kansas Bombing Plot speaks to their motivation.
Load more

Latest articles

Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
MAGA News

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...

© James Schlarmann (All Material is Satirical)