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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30
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November 11, 2019
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Man Starting To Regret All the Cocaine He Did Right Before Playing Jenga
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July 8, 2019
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Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine
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Team Trump ‘Hard At Work’ On 3am, Rage-Filled Concession Tweetstorm
Trump plans to concede in the most Trump way possible.
November 8, 2016
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Trump Admits Late Night, Angry Anti-Machado Tweets Came From ‘Some Guy On A Coke Bender’
Trump says it was someone else abusing Alicia Machado with his Twitter account.
September 30, 2016
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Chain Smoking, Fall-Down Drunk DEA Agent Explains Why Pot Is Bad To Cancer Patient
A DEA agent explains stuff.
August 11, 2016
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
Lifestyle
Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers
"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...
March 29, 2024
