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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024
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Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
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Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning during a heavenly press conference, Jesus Hubert...
February 24, 2020
Arts & Entertainment
Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who...
December 3, 2019
Pew Pew!
Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc....
September 3, 2019
Conservative Media
New Policy Dictates Babylon Bee Staff Crucify Themselves Daily in Front of Snopes Headquarters
The editors of The Babylon Bee -- a Christian Dominionist publication that uses alleged humor and...
August 1, 2019
Women's Rights
Fully Aroused Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours...
May 17, 2019
Science & Medicine
27 People Missing & Presumed Dead in Flat Earth Expedition
Ushuaia, Argentina -- 24 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have been out of...
January 14, 2019
LGTBQ+
Study Confirms Mike Pence Thinks About LGTBQ Stuff More Than People Participating In LGTBQ Stuff
BONTÉ FALLS, WEST VIRGINIA -- Researchers in West Virginia recently published the results of a...
May 30, 2018
Arts & Entertainment
Kirk Cameron Renounces Faith; Ready To ‘Start Picking Up All That Sweet Growing Pains P**n.’
In the 1980s, Kirk Cameron was one of the hottest young stars in Hollywood. Cameron...
March 30, 2018
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Trump Supporter To Take Pipe Bombs, Shoulder-Fired RPG To Vatican For Pope’s Blessing
HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell bills himself as "the biggest Second Amendment defender west...
March 2, 2018
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God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, Larry "God" Schumway held a press conference...
February 20, 2018
Religion
God Wonders How Joel Osteen Failed At Flood Response Because He’s a Christian
Televangelist Joel Osteen kept his megachurch shut to victims of Hurricane Harvey for a short time, and that made God pretty mad.
August 30, 2017
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Preacher Who Prayed With Trump Wakes Up With Third Degree Hand Burns
Reverend Malloy recently "laid hands" on President Trump, and has burns on his hands to prove it.
July 13, 2017
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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024
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Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
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