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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Science & Medicine

FBI: Trump’s COVID-19 Body Count Higher Than Clintons’ Kill List

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new report from the Federal Bureau of Investigations concludes that...
The Democrats

Report: Biden Open to Adding Four Supreme Court Seats to Bench

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he publicly continues to dodge the question and play coy,...
MAGA News

Graham Says House Managers ‘Better Prove Monica Was Blowing Trump’ Soon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Back when House Republicans impeached former President William Jefferson Clinton, Sen....
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Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich Issue Scathing Rebuke of ‘Brazen, Blowie-Free’ Impeachment of Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald J. Trump became the third American man ever...
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Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1998, Newt Gingrich was the Speaker of the House in...
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Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not...
Religion

Ross Perot Nudges George H.W. Bush Out of Line for Heavenly Buffet

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Sources close to the situation say that tensions have...
U.S. Politics

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Give the ‘Lewinsky Treatment’ to Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give...
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Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has offered...
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Trump Boasts His State Of The Union TV Ratings Were Higher Than Any Founding Father

His ratings were bigly historical...according to Trump.
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Jeff Sessions Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ What Recusal Means

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered the Department of...
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Conservative Commentator Wonders If Hillary Will Apologize Husband’s White House Farts

"Harvey Weinstein probably doesn't wanna end up on Killary's totally real, totally confirmed kill list."
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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