Search
HomeTagsAlex Jones

Alex Jones

Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
spot_img
Conservative Media

Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite...
Science & Medicine

Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite...
Conservative Media

InfoWars Subscriber Believes Alex Jones Hired Crisis Actor to Play Alex Jones in Wild Deposition

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and social media influencer Jethro Bohiggins isn't...
Conservative Media

Alex Jones’ Chem Trail Dealer Arrested

CORN PONE, TEXAS -- In a shocking and unforeseen turn of events, the man...
Conservative Media

Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart

IDIOTIC FUCKFACE, TEXAS -- Deep in the heart of Texas, right-wing media mogul and...
MAGA News

Trump Will Deliver Gettyscheeseburger Address At Site Of Bloodiest Second Civil War Battle

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump will travel to the site of the bloodiest battle...
Conservative Media

Alex Jones Voted Ugliest Woman for 3rd Consecutive Year by Girly Magazine

NEW YORK, NY -- Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been voted the ugliest woman...
Pew Pew!

Local Breitbart Reader Says Marjory Stoneman Survivors Were Duped By ‘Crisis Corpses’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a devout reader of Breitbart, and...
MAGA News

Trump Jr. Mail Attack Causes Alex Jones’ Head To Literally Explode

CARE CHINGADO, TEXAS -- At this hour, medical professionals in the Lone Star State...
MAGA News

NASA Asks Trump to Take Down Fake Fake Moon Landing Picture from Oval Office

Alex Jones gave President Trump a falsified fake moon landing photo, and NASA is not happy about it.
Conservative Media

Megyn Kelly Announces She’ll Follow Alex Jones Interview by Asking Questions of Literal Piece of Shit

Former Fox host Megyn Kelly interviewed Alex Jones recently, and now she has her sites set on someone very similar for her next interview.
Conservative Media

Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Who Were Playing His Kids

Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.
Load more

Latest articles

Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
MAGA News

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...

© James Schlarmann (All Material is Satirical)