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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Women's Rights

Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues

With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.
Women's Rights

Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’

For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier.
MAGA News

Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term

Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather.
MAGA News

Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS” on Career Highlight Scrapbook

Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women's control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so.
Pew Pew!

Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office

Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.
MAGA News

Mike Pence Bounds Into The Vice-President’s Office With Manifest Of Vaginae To Register And Regulate

Vice-President Mike Pence's first day on the job saw him leaping with joy at the chance to control, inventory, and regulate the nation's vaginae.
MAGA News

As Attorney General, Jeff Sessions Promises To ‘Roll Back The 21st Century’

Sen. Jeff Sessions gives some insight into his agenda as Attorney General.
MAGA News

POLL: Most Americans Unsure About Late-Term Abortion Unless The Fetus Is A Trump

Abortion is a sticky wicket; unless you're talking about a Trump abortion.
U.S. Politics

Republican Lawmaker Surprised By Consequences For His Party Being On The Losing Side Of History For 30 Years

One legislator's struggle over all the tumult in the Republican Party.
MAGA News

Wistful Mike Pence Dayreams About All The Vaginas He Would Have Controlled As Trump’s VP

Mike Pence had a dream.
LGTBQ+

NC Lawmaker Says Anti-Gay & Abortion Laws Create True ‘Freedom and Liberty’

Will Republicans in North Carolina succeed in establishing the Christian Theocracy the Founders so clearly intended with their secular constitutional republic?
Women's Rights

Republican City Council Member Averts Tragedy, Doesn’t Ask For Woman’s Opinion On Abortion

One local politician knows never to ask a woman about abortion.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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