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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Conservative Media

Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”

Ben Shapiro can't find his wife's clitoris, and most nights he absolutely refuses to...
Women's Rights

Overturning Roe Doesn’t Go Far Enough. Sperm Must Be Given Full Citizenship.

The following editorial was written by Will Riccilumbo, a Fox News contributing editor and...
Pew Pew!

Texas Woman Files Paperwork to Reclassify Her Genitals as a Firearm

LIBTERTAD de CUERPA, TEXAS -- Next week, a court in Texas will hear opening...
Women's Rights

Texas Man’s Jizz Sock Reports Him to Abortion Tip Line

CARGA DE BOLAS, TEAXS --When Gov. Greg Abbott signed Texas' new draconian abortion restriction...
Women's Rights

Town Shocked When Man Does Not Tell Women What to Do With Their Vaginae

A man in a small town decides he has too much to do to worry about all the vaginae in the land, and declines to have an opinion on abortion.
Women's Rights

Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- In 2015, conservatives in Deep Red Tennesee seriously considered making the...
Women's Rights

Kentucky Republicans Want Law Banning Abortion After Sexual Attraction

Kentucky Republicans join their Ohio counterparts in pushing tougher abortion restrictions.
Women's Rights

Texas Democrat Authors Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republican lawmakers in the State of Texas are trying to get...
Women's Rights

White House To Push For Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  At a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital today, the country's...
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Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

Planned Parenthood is considering a bold, admittedly extreme way of making a point about constitutional rights.
Women's Rights

Republican City Council Member Averts Tragedy, Doesn’t Ask For Woman’s Opinion On Abortion

One local politician knows never to ask a woman about abortion.
Women's Rights

SC Gov. To Start Nightly Rotation ‘Staking Out’ Different Women’s Uteruses

Governor Nikki Haley of South Carolina really wants to keep those unborn fetuses safe.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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