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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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April 19, 2024
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Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat
One man's support of Donald Trump rests on his continual insulting of other Republicans.
February 9, 2016
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Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice
Senator Marco Rubio accidentally brought a menace of a ghost to the realm of the living.
February 8, 2016
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Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’
Donald Trump said Ted Cruz stole Iowa from him because Cruz is a Mexican, which is wrong, but...
February 4, 2016
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Carly Fiorina: I Want to Taste Hillary’s Pussy
Carly Fiorina is clearly into Hillary Clinton, or she wouldn't talk about her all the time for no reason.
January 29, 2016
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Rand Paul in Iowa, Desperately Flailing Arms at Cameras Covering Donald Trump
Rand Paul is getting desperate; very desperate actually.
January 26, 2016
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Michele Bachmann Endorses Ronald Reagan For President
Michele Bachmann has announced her support for a rather surprising presidential candidate.
January 22, 2016
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Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina Agree to Carpool to Rest of Campaign Events
Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina have announced a new partnership.
January 21, 2016
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Sarah Palin’s Trump Endorsement: A Translation for Smart People
Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump was every bit the rambling incoherent mess you'd expect, so we translated what we could for you.
January 20, 2016
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5 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Ted Cruz’s Dick Smells Like Fried Snack Pies
I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz has a thing for fried pies. A gross thing.
January 7, 2016
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Strapped for Campaign Cash, Rand Paul Shares Mark Zuckerberg Facebook Status
Rand Paul is hoping Mark Zuckerberg can save his dying campaign.
December 28, 2015
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Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’
Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he's not afraid to make it known.
December 22, 2015
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Confused Lindsey Graham Staffer Didn’t Know Campaign Was Still Going
FLAT GROVE, SOUTH CAROLINA -- When Lincoln McTavish got word that his position with...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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