Sarah Palin vs. A Bowl of Pudding?


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The Fight of the Century

In a match of straight physical prowess, clearly Sarah has the advantage. Though the pudding would obviously put up a valiant fight, I think its amorphous nature might prove to be problematic for landing a solid punch.

However, in a battle of wits? Advantage: Non-Sentient Dairy Product.

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  • Why do you insult pudding? What did pudding ever do to deserve this?

  • You’re right. I feel terrible about this. But the truth is that Palin is absolutely going to physically dominate the pudding.

    But I’m NOT opposed to a Palin/Pudding debate. Then I think pudding would win hands down.