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U.S. Politics

Biden Trips Three Times Boarding Air Force One While Donald Trump Is Still Not President

James Schlarmann - March 19, 20210

It was quite a day in the news today, and as always Not Really News is here to give you all the information you need, most...

MAGA News

Ben Carson Confident He’s Going to Win Donald Trump’s Chocolate Factory

James Schlarmann - January 10, 20210

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If he hangs on for just another few days, Department of Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson will win Donald...

U.S. Politics

Can Donald Trump Just Park an RV in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

James Schlarmann - January 4, 20210

Recently, our sister publication Alternative Facts published a story we just had to share with you all. It concerns President Trump -- the outgoing, lame duck,...

MAGA News

4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump

James Schlarmann - January 4, 20210

Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election, that is if you throw out all the urban votes, only count "certain" votes,...

U.S. Politics

Can You Guess How Many Terms Donald Trump Will Serve as President Based on These Four Clues?

James Schlarmann - December 29, 20200

How many terms will Donald Trump serve as president? Depending on who you ask, you might get a few different answers. For the 81+...

Conservative Media

Chanel Rion, Sean Hannity, Ted Cruz Argue Over What Exactly Donald Trump’s Taint Tastes Like

James Schlarmann - December 15, 20200

It got ugly, it got heated, and sixteen hours later, three of President Donald Trump's most loyal sycophants were not any closer to settling...

U.S. Politics

While Biden Is Sworn In, Donald Trump Wants Air Force One Packed With Supporters He’ll Fly to Guyana

James Schlarmann - December 9, 20200

Sister publication Alternative Facts reported this week that President Donald Trump has some rather unique and unprecedented plans for the day he is removed from power....

U.S. Politics

5 Ways Donald Trump Can Still Win The Election

James Schlarmann - December 7, 20200

The 2020 election came and went. At times, it seemed like we were all going to be stuck in this election cycle forever. It...

U.S. Politics

Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?

James Schlarmann - November 12, 20200

Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are unclear right now, but it's surely a question most Americans have asked themselves...

U.S. Politics

Report: More Than 70 Million Americans Voted to Steal the Election from Donald Trump

James Schlarmann - November 4, 20200

In a new development, analysis of the exit polling data from yesterday's historic contest between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump...