So you want your state to secede? Okay, have fun. Call us when you fall flat on your asses.
The most lazy legislator in the world is worried about other, non-elected lazy Americans. Oh how the irony stings.
We’d all love to see President Bernie Sanders, but that doesn’t mean it can happen, or that he should even run. Here’s why.
President Obama tweeted a message against Scottish independence. So much for supporting and spreading democracy.
Sean Hannity wants to teach his kids to be homophobes. I want to teach my kids Sean Hannity’s an asshole.
Would you leave someone in charge of your house that seven out of every ten of your friends don’t trust?
Hey conservatives, we know you just love having things in common with barbaric terrorist organizations, right? So keep on-a-banning evolution from your classes.
Now people are seriously suggesting we bring back the draft? Um. No.