Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #407

Did he get YOUR gun this week?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #407): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #407):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #407):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero




Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #407):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #407):

 zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans Who Went Out And Bought More Guns To Celebrate Not Having To Buy Guns To Make Up For The Guns They’re Totally Sure Obama’s Going To Confiscate Because Orange Cheeto Jesus Is Going To Be President Now:

“America was fun while it lasted, eh guys?”


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