Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #404

Is your gun safe from Captain Grabby Paws?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #404): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #404):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #404):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero




Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #404):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #404):

 zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans Who Genuinely Think The NRA Had More To Do With Their Guns Staying In Their Possession Than Barack Obama Having Zero Actual Interest In Taking Them:

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